Moti-fied MacDonald

Now, everyone sat there in resignation, and peered at the text, with lots of scribbles on it... And with a pencil to cancel away the excess letters...

A 3ovvoerry sioomoploer nuirsoerry rhooyoomoer: Old ooMoacDonald

Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
And on hoois faroomo hoooe hooad sooomooe chooicks,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
oWithoo a cluick-cluick hoooeroe,
And a cluick-cluick thoooeroe
Hoooeroe a cluick, thoooeroe a cluick,
oEvoeryowhoooeroe a cluick-cluick
Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
...

Humph!

Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
And on hoois faroomo hoooe hooad sooomooe duicks,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
oWithoo a quiack-quiack hoooeroe,
And a quiack-quiack thoooeroe
Hoooeroe a quiack, thoooeroe a quiack,
oEvoeryowhoooeroe a quiack-quiack
Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
...

Humph!

Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
And on hoois faroomo hoooe hooad sooomooe pigs,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
oWithoo a oeink-oeink hoooeroe,
And a oeink-oeink thoooeroe
Hoooeroe a oeink, thoooeroe a oeink,
oEvoeryowhoooeroe a oeink-oeink
Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
...

Humph!

Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
And on hoois faroomo hoooe hooad sooomooe coows,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
oWithoo a oomooo-oomooo hoooeroe,
And a oomooo-oomooo thoooeroe
Hoooeroe a oomooo, thoooeroe a oomooo,
oEvoeryowhoooeroe a oomooo-oomooo
Old ooMoacDonald hooad a faroomo
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
...

Humph!