Ah-moe's Code

"Jed... 我也要er!" Ah-moe

"'e' 前面要加一个'o' er... 还有, 'h'后面加'oo' er... 'oe' 好看er, 不像'mo' 这样难看... And 'hoo' 很重要er... Then 'v' 前面也要'3ov' er. 变成 '3ovv' er. Special er! Humph!" he said, as he snatched away Ah-mo's text and started adding to it too.

Ah-mo's text:
A very simople nursery rhymoe: Old MoacDonald

Old MoacDonald had a farmo,
Ee i ee i oh!
And on his farmo he had somoe chicks,
Ee i ee i oh!
oWith a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there
Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everyowhere a cluck-cluck
Old MoacDonald had a farmo
Ee i ee i oh!
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New Text:
A 3ovvoery simoploe nursoery rhooymoe: Old MoacDonald

Old MoacDonald hooad a farmo,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
And on hoois farmo hoooe hooad somooe chooicks,
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
oWithoo a cluck-cluck hoooeroe,
And a cluck-cluck thoooeroe
Hoooeroe a cluck, thoooeroe a cluck,
oEvoeryowhoooeroe a cluck-cluck
Old MoacDonald hooad a farmo
oEoe i oeoe i ohoo!
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